Friday, August 26, 2011

Controversial Poetry? Or Just Really Funny?

Jennifer L. Knox (1968-)
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Hot Ass Poem
Hey check out the ass on that guy he’s got a really hot ass I’d like to
see his ass naked with his hot naked ass Hey check out her hot ass
that chick’s got a hot ass she’s a red hot ass chick I want to touch it
Hey check out the ass on that old man that’s one hot old man ass look
at his ass his ass his old man ass Hey check out that dog’s ass wow
that dog’s ass is hot that dog’s got a hot dog ass I want to squeeze that
dog’s hot dog ass like a ball but a hot ball a hot ass ball Hey check out
the ass on that bird how’s a bird get a hot ass like that that’s one hot
ass bird ass I want to put that bird’s hot ass in my mouth and swish
it around and around and around Hey check out the ass on that
bike damn that bike’s ass is h-o-t you ever see a bike with an ass that
hot I want to put my hot ass on that bike’s hot ass and make a double
hot ass bike ass Hey check out that building it’s got a really really
really hot ass and the doorman and the ladies in the information
booth and the guy in the elevator got themselves a butt load of hot ass
I want to wrap my arms around the whole damn hot ass building and
Squeeze myself right through its hot ass and out the other side I
want to get me a hot ass piece of all 86 floors of hot hot hot hot ass!

(2001)

Taken from The Best American Poetry 2002
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